Quotes from Lake Wobegon

Some of my favorites:

“Intelligence is like four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places.”
― Garrison Keillor

I can go to those remote places :-)

 

“It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars.”
― Garrison Keillor

 I have a few

“A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded gun on your coffee table- There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about.”
― Garrison Keillor

 True...

“You get old and you realize there are no answers, just stories.”
― Garrison Keillor, Pontoon: A Novel of Lake Wobegon

 

“It is a sin to believe evil of others but it is seldom a mistake.”
― Garrison Keillor

 

“When you wage war on the public schools, you're attacking the mortar that holds the community together. You're not a conservative, you're a vandal.”
― Garrison Keillor

 An important institution

“He was admired for never being at a loss for words and never wasting any either.”
― Garrison Keillor, Lake Wobegon Days

 The strong silent type.....

“I longed for the pitter-patter of little feet, so I got a dog. It’s cheaper, and you get more feet.”
― Garrison Keillor,

 True

There is almost no marital problem that can't be helped enormously by taking off your clothes.

GARRISON KEILLOR,

True

Life is a struggle, and if you should feel really happy, be patient: this will pass.

GARRISON KEILLOR

True