Pizza is a pie chart that updates in real time showing how much pizza you have left.
Instead of looking up into the sky, you're actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you to the surface of the Earth.
I've been practicing eating my entire life and I'm still not good enough at it to not use a napkin.
Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.
Stolen from Reddit.....
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