Friday, February 12, 2016

Valentine’s Day


Well it almost upon us.    No Valentine for me this year. No plans. 



Not sure that I am disappointed or not.  It is Barb’s birthday on Valentine’s day.  Last year she decided to go hiking with two couples instead of spending it with me.  The beginning of the end. 

Kissing spreads germs.  I have been under the weather this week and decided it would be best to not to make any commitments and  not spread this crud around.

A couple of thoughts from some inmates at advrider.com

“I am going to the store with my IPhone and photograph a nice "soft fuzzy romantic card"
therefore don't have to buy an expensive card. Most likely ride by the cemetery and
select a "fresh" bunch of flowers. Romantic dinner, well she will cook me something grand the night before - just save the left overs. Voila! “

Or this

“1. Watch porn
2. Get a boner
3. Give her the best 90 seconds of her life.”

A national sex day.

Perhaps I will cook a special dinner:

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